I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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