ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
