she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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