i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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