He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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