thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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