it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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