It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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