did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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