Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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