I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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