I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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