quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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