Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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