Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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