Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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