i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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