Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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