I wanna bring you to show and tell
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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