i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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