Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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