I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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