i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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