Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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