weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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