he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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