You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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