How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
