My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
