so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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