Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Help me help you realize you are a moron
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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