Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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