I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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