I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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