I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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