I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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