Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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