so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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