I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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