At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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