Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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