Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
be right there i have to get my cape
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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