For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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