Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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