No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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