Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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