yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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