***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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