Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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