So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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