Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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