At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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