Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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