I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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