Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
