Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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