party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize