i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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