you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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